freakxwannaxbe:

chefpyro:

me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone

my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list

me: 

(via xxphoebecruzxx)

owlmylove:

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

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grimconversations:

grimconversations:

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

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